英文简历中不该出现的致命错误
<BR> 致命的大错<BR><BR> "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."<BR><BR> "Qualifications: No education or experience."<BR><BR> "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."<BR><BR> "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."<BR><BR> "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."<BR><BR> "Fired because I fought for lower pay."<BR><BR> "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6"5" .<BR><BR> " "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."<BR><BR> "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."<BR><BR> "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word "paranoia." I prefer to elaborate privately."<BR><BR> 打字错误与语法错误<BR><BR> "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."<BR><BR> "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."<BR><BR> "I am a rabid typist."<BR><BR> "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."<BR><BR> "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."<BR><BR> "Accounting cleric."<BR><BR> "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."<BR><BR> "Suspected to graduate early next year."<BR><BR> "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."<BR><BR> "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."<BR><BR> "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."<BR><BR> "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."<BR><BR> "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."<BR><BR> 不应有的幽默<BR><BR> "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."<BR><BR> "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)<BR><BR> "But wait...there"s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."<BR><BR> "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."<BR><BR> "My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job"-and I like your company in particular."<BR><BR> "Title: Another resume from the "Profiles in Excellence" series."<BR><BR> "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."<BR><BR> "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."<BR><BR> "Let"s meet so you can "ooh" and "ahh" over my experience."
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