How to Learn Any Language QuicklyEasilyInexpensivelyEnjoyably and On Your Own
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Barry Farber<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">To Bibi and Celia, for the pleasure of helping teach them<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">their first language, followed by the pleasure of having them<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">then teach me their second!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Acknowledgements<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Introduction<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Part I: My Story<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A Life of Language Learning<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Part II: The System<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Do As I Now Say, Not As I Then Did<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Psych Up<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">French or Tagalog: Choosing a Language<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gathering Your Tools<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The Multiple Track Attack<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Hidden Moments<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Harry Lorayne’s Magic Memory Aid<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The Plunge<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Motivations<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Back to Basics<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Last Words Before the Wedding<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Part III: Appendices<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The Language Club<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The Principal Languages of the World<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Farber’s Language Reviews<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Acknowledgements<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I want to thank my editor, Bruce Shostak, without whose skill and patience much of<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">this book would have been intelligible only to others who’ve had a blinding passion for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">foreign languages since 1944. I further thank my publisher, Steven Schragis, for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">venturing into publishing territory heretofore officially listed as “uninteresting”. Dr.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Henry Urbanski, Founder and Head of the New Paltz Language Immersion Institute, was<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">good enough to review key portions of the manuscript and offer toweringly helpful<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">amendments. Dr. Urbanski’s associate, Dr. Hans Weber, was supremely helpful in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">safeguarding against error.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I further wish to thank all my fellow language lovers from around the world who<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">interrupted their conversations at practice parties of the Language Club to serve as<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">willing guinea pigs for my questions and experimentations in their native languages.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">How to Learn Any Language<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Introduction<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">This may be the most frequently told joke in the world – it’s repeated every day in almost<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">every language:<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“What do you call a person who speaks two languages?”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Bilingual.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“What do you call a person who speaks three languages?”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Trilingual.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“What do you call a person who speaks four languages?”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Quadrilingual.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“What do you call a person who speaks only one language?”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“An </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">American!”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">With your help this book can wipe that smile off the world’s face.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The reason Americans have been such notoriously poor language learners up to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">now is twofold:<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">1. We’ve never really </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">had </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">to learn other peoples’ languages before, and<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2. Almost all foreign language instruction available to the average American has<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">been until now (one hates to be cruel) </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">worthless. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“I took two years of high school French<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and four more years in college and I couldn’t even order orange juice in Marseilles” is<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">more than a self effacing exaggeration. It’s a fact, a shameful, culturally impoverishing,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">economically dangerous, self defeating fact!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Modern commerce and communications have erased reason 1.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">You and the method laid out in this book, working together, will erase reason 2.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">It started for me when I learned that the Norwegian word for “squirrel” was </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">acorn.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">It may have been spelled </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">ekorn, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">but it was pronounced </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">acorn. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Then I learned that<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“Mickey Mouse” in Swedish is </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Mussie Pig. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Again, the Swedish spelling varied, but so<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">what? As delights like those continued to come my way, I realised I was being locked<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">tighter and tighter into the happy pursuit of language love and language learning.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">My favourite music is the babble of strange tongues in the marketplace. No<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">painting, no art, no photograph in the world can excite me as much as a printed page of<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">text in a foreign language I can’t read – yet!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I embraced foreign language study as a hobby as a teenager in 1944. When I was<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">inducted into the army in 1952, I was tested and qualified for work in fourteen different<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">languages. Since then I’ve expanded my knowledge of those languages and taken up<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">others. Whether fluently or fragmentally, I can now express myself in twenty-five<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">languages.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">That may sound like a boast, but it’s really a confession. Having spent so many<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">years with no other hobby, I should today be speaking every one of those languages<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">much better than I do. If you’re a beginner, you may be impressed to hear me order a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">meal in Chinese or discuss the Tito-Stalin split in Serbo-Croatian, but only I know how<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">much time and effort I wasted over those years </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">thinking </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I was doing the right thing to<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">increase my command of those and other languages.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">This book, then, does </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">not </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">represent the tried and true formula I’ve been using since<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1944. It presents the tried and true formula I’d use if I could go back to 1944 and start all<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">over again!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Common sense tells us we can’t have dessert before we finish the meal; we can’t<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">have a slim figure until we diet; we can’t have strong muscles until we exercise; we<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">won’t have a fortune until we make it. So far common sense is right.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Common sense also tells us, however, that we can’t enjoy communicating in a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">foreign language until we learn it. This means years of brain benumbing conjugations,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">declensions, idioms, exceptions, subjunctives, and irregular verbs. And here common<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">sense is wrong, completely wrong. When it comes to learning foreign languages, we can<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">start </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">with the dessert and then use its sweetness to inspire us to back up and devour the<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">main course.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">What six year old child ever heard of a conjugation? Wouldn’t you love to be able<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">to converse in a foreign language as well as all the children of that tongue who’ve not yet<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">heard of grammar? No, we’re not going to rise up as one throaty revolutionary mob,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">depose grammar, drag it out of the palace by the heels, and burn it in the main square.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">We’re just going to put grammar in its place. Up to now, grammar has been used by our<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">language educators to anesthetise us against progress. If it’s grammar versus fun, we’re<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">going to minimise grammar and maximise fun. We’re going to find more pleasant ways<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">to absorb grammar.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Unfortunately, there are a lot more “self improvement” books than there is self<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">improvement. Too many books whose titles are heavy with promise turn out to be all hat<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and no cattle – not enough take home after you deduct the generalities and exhortations<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">to “focus” and “visualise” your goals. Extracting usable advice from high promising<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">books can be like trying to nail custard pies to the side of a barn.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Mindful of that danger, I will not leave you with nothing but a pep talk. Follow the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">steps herein, and you </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">will </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">learn the language of your choice </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">quickly, easily, inexpensively,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">enjoyably </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">and </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">on your own.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">And you’ll have fun en route, though not nearly as much fun as you’ll have once<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you get that language in working order and take it out to the firing range of the real<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">world!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The System<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The language learning system detailed in this book is the result of my own continuous,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">laborious trial and error beginning in 1944. That which worked was kept, that which<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">failed was dropped, that which was kept was improved. Technology undreamed of when<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I started studying languages, such as the audiocasette and the tape player small enough to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">carry while walking or jogging, was instantly and eagerly incorporated.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The system combines:<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE; mso-ascii-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-hansi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-language: TH">•</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">THE MULTIPLE TRACK ATTACK: Go to the language department of any bookstore<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and you’ll see language books, grammars, hardcover and paperback workbooks,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">readers, dictionaries, flash cards, and handsomely bound courses on cassette. Each<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">one of those products sits there on the shelf and says, “Hey, Bud. You want to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">learn this language? Here I am. Buy me!” I say, buy them all, or at least one of<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">each! You may feel like you’re taking four or five different courses in the same<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">language simultaneously. That’s good. A marvellous synergistic energy sets you<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">soaring when all those tools are set together in symphony.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE; mso-ascii-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-hansi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-language: TH">•</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">HIDDEN MOMENTS: Dean Martin once chided a chorus girl, who was apathetically<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">sipping her cocktail, by saying, “I spill more than you drink!” All of us “spill”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">enough minutes every day to learn a whole new language a year! Just as the Dutch<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">steal land from the sea, you will learn to steal language learning time, even from a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">life that seems completely filled or overflowing. What do you do, for example,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">while you’re waiting for an elevator, standing in line at the bank, waiting for the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">person you’re calling to answer the phone, holding the line, getting gas, waiting to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">be ushered from the waiting room into somebody’s office, waiting for your date to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">arrive, waiting for anything at any time?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">You will learn to mobilise these precious scraps of time you’ve never even been<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">aware you’ve been wasting. Some of your most valuable study time will come in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">mini lessons of fifteen, ten, and even five seconds throughout your normal (though<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">now usually fruitful) day.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE; mso-ascii-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-hansi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-language: TH">•</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">HARRY LORAYNE’S MAGIC MEMORY AID: An ingenious memory system developed<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">by memory master Harry Lorayne will help you glue a word to your recollection<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the instant you encounter it. What would you do right now if I gave you a hundred<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">English words along with their foreign equivalents and told you to learn them?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Chances are you would look at the first English word, then look at the foreign<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">word, repeat it several times, then close your eyes and keep on repeating it, then<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">cover up the foreign word, look only at the English and see if you could remember<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">how to say it in the language you’re learning, then go on to the next word, then the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">next, and the next, and then go back to the first to see if you remembered it, and so<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">on through the list.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Harry Lorayne’s simple memory trick based on sound and association will make<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">that rote attempt laughable. The words will take their place in your memory like<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">ornaments securely hung on a Christmas tree, one right after the other all the way<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">up to many times those hundred words.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE; mso-ascii-font-family: SymbolMT; mso-hansi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-language: TH">•</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">THE PLUNGE: You will escape the textbook incubator early and leap straightaway,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">with almost no knowledge of the language, into that language’s “real world”. A<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">textbook in your target language, no matter how advanced, is not the real world.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">On the other hand, an advertisement in a foreign language magazine, no matter<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">how elementary and easy to read, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">is </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">the real world. Everything about you,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">conscious and subconscious, prefers real world to student world contact with the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">language.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">An actor knows the difference between rehearsal and opening night; the football<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">player, between practice scrimmages and the kickoff in a crowded stadium. And<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you will know the difference between your lessons in the target language and the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">real world newspapers, magazines, novels, movies, radio, TV, and anything else<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you can find to throw yourself into at a stage your high school French teacher<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">would have considered horrifyingly early!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There you have it: The Multiple Track Attack, Hidden Moments, Harry Lorayne’s<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Magic Memory Aid, The Plunge. Visualise the target language as a huge piece of thin,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">dry paper. This system will strike a match underneath the middle of that paper, and your<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">knowledge, like the flame, will eat its way unevenly but unerringly outward to the very<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">ends.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Just as food manufacturers like to label their products “natural and organic”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">whenever they can get away with it, many language courses like to promise that you will<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">learn “the way a child learns.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Why bother? Why </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">should </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">you learn another language the way a child learned his<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">first one? Why not learn as what you are – an adult with at least one language in hand,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">eager to use that advantage to learn the next language in less time than it took to learn the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">first?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">P A R T O N E<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">My Story<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 19.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A Life of Language<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 19.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Learning<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A brief “language autobiography” may help readers whose language learning and<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">language loving careers began only a few moments ago with the opening of this book.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">My favourite word – in any language – is the English word </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">foreign. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I remember<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">how it came to be my favourite word. At the age of four I attended a summer day camp.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Royalty develops even among children that young. There were already a camp “king”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and a camp “queen”, Arthur and Janet. I was sitting right beside Arthur on the bus one<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">morning, and I remember feeling honoured. Arthur reached into his little bag, pulled out<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">an envelope, and began to show Janet the most fascinating pieces of coloured paper I’d<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">ever seen.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“Look at these stamps, Janet,” he said. “They’re </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">foreign!” </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">That word reverberated<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">through my bone marrow. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Foreign, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I figured, must mean beautiful, magnetic, impressive<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">– something only the finest people share with only the other finest people. From that<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">moment forward, the mere mention of the word </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">foreign </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">has flooded me with fantasy.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I thought everybody else felt the same, and I had a hard time realising they didn’t.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">When a schoolmate told me he turned down his parents’ offer of a trip to Europe for a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">trip out West instead, I thought he was crazy. When another told me he found local<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">politics more interesting than world politics, I thought he was nuts. Most kids are bored<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">with their parents’ friends who come to dinner. I was too, unless that friend happened to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">have been to a foreign country – </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">any </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">foreign country – in which case I cross examined<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">him ruthlessly on every detail of his foreign visit.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Once a visitor who’d been through my interrogation to the point of brain blur said<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">to my mother upon leaving, “What a kid! He was fascinated by every detail of every hour<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I ever spent in another country, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">and the only other place I’ve ever been is Canada!’<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">How Latin Almost Ruined It<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Walking into Miss Leslie’s Latin class on the first day of ninth grade was the culmination<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">of a lifelong dream. I could actually hear Roman background music in my mind. I didn’t<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">understand how the other students could be anything less than enthusiastic about the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">prospect of beginning Latin. Electricity coursed through me as I opened the Latin book<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Miss Leslie gave us. I was finally </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">studying a foreign language!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The first day all we did was learn vocabulary. Miss Leslie wrote some Latin words<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">on the blackboard, and we wrote them down in our notebooks. I showed early promise as<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the class whiz. I quickly mastered those new words, each then as precious as Arthur’s<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">foreign stamps had been eleven years earlier. When Miss Leslie had us close our books<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and then asked “Who remembers how to say ‘farmer’ in Latin,” I was the first to split the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">air with the cry of “</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Agricola!” </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I soaked up those foreign words like the Arabian desert<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">soaks up spiled lemonade.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">What happened thereupon for a short time crippled, but then enriched, my life<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">beyond measure.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I was absent from school on day four. When I returned on day five, there were no<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">more Latin words on the blackboard. In their place were words like </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">nominative, genitive,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">dative, accusative. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I didn’t know what those words meant and I didn’t like them. That<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“nominative-genitive” whatever-it-was was keeping me from my feast, and I resented it<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">like I resent the clergyman at the banquet whose invocation lasts too long.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The more Miss Leslie talked about these grammatical terms, the more bored I got.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Honeymooners would have more patience with a life insurance salesman who knocked<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">on their motel door at midnight than I had with Latin grammar. I clearly remember<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">believing languages were nothing but words. We have words. They have words. And all<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you have to do is learn their words for our words and you’ve got it made. Therefore all<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">that “ablative absolute” stuff Miss Leslie was getting increasingly excited about was<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">unneeded and, to me, unwanted.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Miss Leslie, noting that I, her highly motivated superstar, was floundering with<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">elementary Latin grammar, kindly offered to assign another student to tutor me on what<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I’d missed the day before, or even to sit down with me herself. I remember declining the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">offer. I remember deciding, with the logic of a frustrated fifteen year old, that grammar<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">was just another of those barriers designed by grownups to keep kids from having too<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">much fun. I decided to wait it out.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I shut off my brain as the cascade of changing noun endings and mutating verb<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">forms muscled out the joy of my beloved vocabulary words. I longed for the good old<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">days of being the first in the class to know </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">agricola. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">More and more that Miss Leslie said<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">made less and less sense. I was trapped in a Bermuda Triangle. My aura of classroom<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">celebrity disappeared, along with my self esteem, my motivation, and almost my<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">affection for things foreign.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I limped along, barely making passing grades; I only managed to pass thanks to the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">vocabulary section on every test. My knowledge of vocabulary plus some good<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">grammatical guesswork and a little luck got me through Miss Leslie’s class with a low D.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Some of the other students seemed to be enjoying my lameness in Latin, after my<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">being the overpraised and preening star of the class for the first three days. To assuage<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the hurt, I got hold of a self study book in Chinese. By the last few weeks of school, it<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">was apparent that there was no way I could make better than a weak D in Latin, but that<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">was enough to pass. I hid my humiliation behind that outrageously foreign looking book<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">with thick, black Chinese characters all over the cover. I buried all thoughts of Latin in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">sour grapes and sat there and studied Chinese instead!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Chinese Sailors Don’t Speak Latin<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Forsaking Latin for Chinese was my own form of juvenile defiance. However, I have<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">since used Chinese in some way almost every day. I confess to occasional curiosity as to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">what all those A students from Miss Leslie’s Latin class are doing these days with their<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Latin.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">During summer vacation we went to Miami Beach to visit my grandparents. On one<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">trip, as Uncle Bill drove us from the train station in Miami to Miami Beach, we passed a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">large group of marching sailors. As we drew abreast of the last row I noticed that the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">sailor on the end was Chinese. Then I noticed that the sailor beside him was also Chinese.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I blinked. The whole last row was Chinese. And the </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">next </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">whole row was Chinese too.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The entire contingent of marching sailors was Chinese!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I felt like a multimillion dollar lottery winner slowly realising he’d gotten all the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">right numbers. I had no idea there were Chinese sailors in Miami, but why not? It was<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">during World War II, China was our ally, and Miami was a port. There they were,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">hundreds of native speakers of the language I was trying to learn.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I couldn’t wait to fling myself into their midst sputtering my few phrases of Chinese<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">at machine gun velocity. I didn’t know what adventures were awaiting my Latin<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">classmates that summer, but I was confident none of them were about to approach an<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">entire contingent of sailors who spoke Latin!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">When we got to my grandparents’ hotel, I gave them the quickest possible hug and<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">kiss, ran out, took the jitney back over the causeway to Miami, and started asking<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">strangers if they knew where the Chinese sailors were.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Everybody knew the Chinese sailors were billeted in the old Hotel Alcazar on<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Biscayne Boulevard. After their training, I was told, they gathered in groups and strolled<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">around Bayfront Park.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I waited. Sure enough, in late afternoon the park filled with Chinese sailors. I<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">picked a clump of them at random and waded on in, greeting them in phrases I’d been<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">able to learn from the book my parents had bought me. I’d never heard Chinese spoken<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">before. No records, tapes, or cassettes. I could hit them only with the Chinese a D student<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">in Latin could assemble from an elementary self study book in Chinese conversation in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Greensboro, North Carolina.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">It sounded extraplanetary to the Chinese sailors, but at least they understood enough<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">to get the point that here was no Chinese American, here was no child of missionary<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">parents who’d served in China. Here was essentially an American urchin hellbent on<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">learning Chinese without any help.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">They decided to provide the help.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">You don’t have to win a war to get a hero’s welcome. The Chinese naval units<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">stationed in Miami seemed suddenly to have two missions – to defeat the Japanese and to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">help me learn Chinese! A great side benefit to learning foreign languages is the love and<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">respect you get from the native speakers when you set out to learn their language. You’re<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">far from an annoying foreigner to them. They spring to you with joy and gratitude.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The sailors adopted me as their mascot. We met every afternoon in Bayfront Park<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">for my daily immersion in conversational Chinese. A young teenager surrounded by<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">native speakers and eager to avenge a knockout by a language like Latin learns quickly.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There was something eerie about my rapid progress. I couldn’t believe I was actually<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">speaking Chinese with our military allies in the shadow of the American built destroyers<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">on which they would return to fight in the Far East. If only Miss Leslie could see me<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">now!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Naturally my grandparents were disappointed that I didn’t spend much time with<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">them, but their bitterness was more than assuaged when I bought gangs of my Chinese<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">sailor friends over to Miami Beach and introduced them to my family. My grandparents<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">had the pleasure of introducing me to their friends as “my grandson, the interpreter for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the Chinese navy.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I exchanged addresses and correspondence with my main Chinese mentor, Fan<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Tung-shi, for the next five years. Sadly, his letters stopped coming when the Chinese<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Communists completed their conquest of the Mainland. (He and I were joyously reunited<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">exactly forty years later when a Taiwan newspaper interviewed me and asked me how I<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">learned Chinese. One of Fan’s friends saw his name in the article.)<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">That summer, in Will’s Bookstore on South Green Street back in Greensboro, I<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">walked past the foreign language section and spotted a book entitled </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Hugo’s Italian<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Simplified. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I opened it, and within ten or fifteen seconds the “background music” started<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">again.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Arrividerci, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Latin<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Italian, I discovered, was Latin with all the difficulty removed. Much as a skilled chef<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">fillets the whole skeleton out of a fish, some friendly folks somewhere had lifted all that<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">grammar (at least, most of it) out of Latin and called the remainder Italian!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There was no nominative-genitive-dative-accusative in Italian. Not a trace, except<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">in a few pronouns which I knew I could easily take prisoner because we had the same<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">thing in English (</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">me </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">is the accusative of </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I). </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Italian verbs did misbehave a little, but not to<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the psychedelic extent of Latin verbs. And Italian verbs were a lot easier to look at.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I bought Hugo’s book and went through it like a hot knife through butter. I could<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">have conversed in Italian within a month if there’d been anybody around who could have<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">understood – a learning aid which the Greensboro of that day, alas, could not provide.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I was clearly a beaten boxer on the comeback trail. Why was I all of a sudden doing<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">so well in Italian after having done so poorly in Latin?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Was it my almost abnormal motivation? No. I’d had that in Latin, too. Was it that<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Italian was a </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">living </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">language you could go someplace some day and actually speak,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">whereas Latin was something you could only hope to go on studying? That’s a little<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">closer to the mark, but far from the real answer.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">My blitz through Italian, after my unsuccessful siege of Latin, owed much to the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">fact that in Italian </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I didn’t miss day four! </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I’m convinced that it was day four in ninth<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">grade Latin that did me in. No other day’s absence would have derailed me. When I left<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">on day three we were bathing in a warm sea of pleasant words. If only I’d been there on<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">day four when Miss Leslie explained the importance of grammar, I might have felt a bit<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">dampened, but I’d have put my head into the book, clapped my hands over my ears, and<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">mastered it.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">After Italian I surged simultaneously into Spanish and French with self study books.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Though by no means fluent in either Spanish or French by summer’s end, I had amassed<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">an impressive payload of each. I was ready to stage my come from behind coup.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Regulations in my high school demanded that a student complete two years of Latin<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">with good grades before continuing with another language. After that, one could choose<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Spanish or French. I had completed only </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">one </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">year of Latin with </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">poor </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">grades, and I<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">wanted to take </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">both </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Spanish </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">and </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">French!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I had not yet learned the apt Spanish proverb that tells us “regulations are for your<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">enemies.” I learned the concept, however, by living it.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Miss Mitchell was the sole foreign language authority of the high school. She<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">taught Spanish and French. She was considered unbendable – in fact, unapproachable –<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">in matters of regulation fudging. I didn’t know that on the first day as classes were<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">forming. I’m glad I didn’t.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I went to her classroom and asked if I might talk something over with her. I told her<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I was particularly interested in foreign languages, and even though I’d only had one year<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">of Latin and didn’t do well in it at all, I’d really like to move into Spanish and French. If<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">she could only see her way clear to let me, I’d appreciate it forever and try awfully hard.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">She asked if I had a transcript of my grades from Miss Leslie’s Latin class. No, I<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">didn’t, I explained, but I had something more to the point. I’d bought books in Spanish<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and French over the summer and gotten a good head start. I hoped a demonstration of my<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">zeal would win her favour.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Like a tough agent softening sufficiently to let a persistent unknown comic do part<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">of his routine, Miss Mitchell invited me to do my stuff.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I conversed, I read, I wrote, I recited, I conjugated, I even </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">sang </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">– first in Spanish,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">then in French. Miss Mitchell gave no outward sign of emotion, but I knew the magic had<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">worked.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“I’ll have to talk it over with the principal,” she said, “but I don’t think there will be<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">a problem. We’ve never had a case anything like this before. If I can get approval, which<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">language, Spanish or French, would you like to take?”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">In a fit of negotiatory skill I wish would visit me more often, I said, “Please, Miss<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Mitchell, let me take both!”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">She frowned, but then relented. I got to take both.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">From the ambitious boxer floored early in round one by Latin grammar, I was all of<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">a sudden the heavyweight language champ of the whole high school!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Ingrid Bergman Made Me Learn Norwegian<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I did well in high school Spanish and French. When you’ve pumped heavy iron, lifting a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">salad fork seems easy. When you’re thrown into a grammar as complex as Latin’s at the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">age of fourteen, just about any other language seems easy. I never quit thanking Spanish,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">French, German, Italian, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Romanian and Yiddish just for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">not being Latin. I’ve always been particularly grateful to Chinese and Indonesian for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">having nothing in their entire languages a Latin student would recognise as grammar.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">It was so enjoyable building my knowledge of Spanish, French, Italian and Chinese,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I never thought of taking on any other languages. Then I saw an Ingrid Bergman movie<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and came out in a daze. I’d never imagined a woman could be that attractive. I went<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">directly to the adjoining bookstore and told the clerk, “I want a book in whatever<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">language it is </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">she </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">speaks.”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Miss Bergman’s native tongue, the clerk told me, was Swedish, and he bought forth<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">a copy of </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Hugo’s Swedish Simplified. </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">It cost two dollars and fifty cents. I only had two<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">dollars with me.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Do you have anything similar – cheaper?” I asked.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">He did indeed. He produced a volume entitled </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">Hugo’s Norwegian Simplified </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">for<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">only one dollar and fifty cents.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“Will </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">she </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">understand if I speak to her in </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">this?” </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">I asked, pointing to the less<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">expensive Norwegian text. The clerk assured me that yes, any American speaking<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Norwegian would be understood by any native Swede.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">He was right. A lifetime later, at age thirty, I wheedled an exclusive radio interview<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">with Ingrid Bergman on the strength of my ability in her language. She was delighted<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">when I told her the story. Or at least she was a nice enough person and a good enough<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">actress to pretend.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Rumours of Russian<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">When I arrived at the University of North Carolina, I got my first real opportunity to<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">speak the European languages I was learning with native speakers. Students at the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">university came from many different countries. The Cosmopolitan Club, a group of<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">foreign students and Americans who wanted to meet one another, gathered every Sunday<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">afternoon in the activities building. I felt like a bee flitting from blossom to blossom until<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">it is too heavy with pollen to fly or even buzz.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A rumour rippled across the campus in my senior year that seemed too good to be<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">true. The university, it was whispered, was planning to start a class in Russian.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sure enough, the rumour was soon confirmed. It was a historic event. Not only was<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the course the first in Russian ever offered by the University of North Carolina (or<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">possibly by any university in the South), it also represented the first time the university<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">had offered what one student called a “funny looking” language of any kind (he meant<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">languages that don’t use the Roman alphabet)!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The enrollment requirements were stiff. First you had to have completed at least<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">two years in a “normal” language (Spanish, French, Italian, Portugese) with good grades.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I qualified and was accepted.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">For me the first day of Russian was a lot like the first day of school. I’d toyed with<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">one funny looking language already (Chinese), but I knew Russian was a different kind<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">of funny looking. Would I conquer it, as I had Spanish and Norwegian, or would Russian<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">swallow me whole, as Latin had?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There were forty-five of us in that Russian class thinking varying versions of the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">same thing when the teacher, a rangy Alabaman named “Tiger” Titus, entered the room.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">After a formal “Good morning” he went straight to the front of the room and wrote the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Russian (Cyrillic) alphabet on the blackboard.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">You could feel the group’s spirit sink notch by notch as each of Russian’s “funny<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">looking” letters appeared. Students were allowed under university rules to abandon a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">course and get themselves into another as long as they did it within three days after the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">beginning of the term. We had defections from Russian class in mid-alphabet. By the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">time Tiger Titus turned around to face us, he had fewer students than had entered the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“My soul!” exclaimed one of the deserters when I caught up with him at the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">cafeteria later that day. “I’ve never seen anything like that Russian alphabet before in my<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that’s really an </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">e </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">and an </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">x </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that sounds like you’re gagging on a bone. They got a vowel<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">that looks like the number sixty-one, a consonant that looks like a butterfly with its wings<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">all the way out, and damned if they don’t even have a B-flat!”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The next day there were no longer forty-five members of the university’s first<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Russian class. There were five.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I was one of the intrepid who hung in.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A Lucky Bounce to the Balkans<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Writer/columnist Robert Ruark, a talented North Carolinian and drinking buddy of Ava<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gardner, once wrote boastfully about a college weekend that began someplace like<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Philadelphia and got out of hand and wound up in Montreal. I topped him. I went to a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">college football game right outside Washington, D.C., one weekend and wound up in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Yugoslavia for six weeks!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The previous summer I’d been named a delegate from the university to the national<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">convention of the National Student Association. I came back as chairman for the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Virginia-Carolinas region of NSA. In October I was in College Park, Maryland, for the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Carolina-Maryland game. At half time, at the hot dog stand, who should be reaching for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the same mustard squirter as I but National NSA president, Bill Dentzer.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Who can believe this?” he said. “We’ve been looking for you for three days!”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I explained it was our big senior out of town football weekend and College Park,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Maryland was a long way from Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and there was a lot going on<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and I was sorry he couldn’t reach me. “Why were you looking for me?” I asked.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“We wanted you to go represent us in Yugoslavia,” he said. I told him I’d love to.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“It’s too late now,” he said. “The plane leaves Monday from New York, and it’s<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">already Saturday afternoon and the State Department’s closed, so there’s no way to get<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you a passport…”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“Bill,” I interrupted, “I </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">have </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">a passport. I can easily get back to Chapel Hill and<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">pick it up in time to fly from New York on Monday.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The enrollment requirements were stiff. First you had to have completed at least<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">two years in a “normal” language (Spanish, French, Italian, Portugese) with good grades.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I qualified and was accepted.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">For me the first day of Russian was a lot like the first day of school. I’d toyed with<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">one funny looking language already (Chinese), but I knew Russian was a different kind<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">of funny looking. Would I conquer it, as I had Spanish and Norwegian, or would Russian<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">swallow me whole, as Latin had?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There were forty-five of us in that Russian class thinking varying versions of the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">same thing when the teacher, a rangy Alabaman named “Tiger” Titus, entered the room.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">After a formal “Good morning” he went straight to the front of the room and wrote the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Russian (Cyrillic) alphabet on the blackboard.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">You could feel the group’s spirit sink notch by notch as each of Russian’s “funny<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">looking” letters appeared. Students were allowed under university rules to abandon a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">course and get themselves into another as long as they did it within three days after the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">beginning of the term. We had defections from Russian class in mid-alphabet. By the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">time Tiger Titus turned around to face us, he had fewer students than had entered the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">room.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“My soul!” exclaimed one of the deserters when I caught up with him at the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">cafeteria later that day. “I’ve never seen anything like that Russian alphabet before in my<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">life. Why, they’ve got </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">v’s </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that look like </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">b’s</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">n’s </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that look like </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">h’s</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">, </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">u’s </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that look like </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">y’s</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">r’s </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that look like </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">p’s</SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">, and </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">p’s </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that look like sawed off goal posts. They got a backwards </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">n<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that’s really an </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">e </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">and an </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">x </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">that sounds like you’re gagging on a bone. They got a vowel<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">that looks like the number sixty-one, a consonant that looks like a butterfly with its wings<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">all the way out, and damned if they don’t even have a B-flat!”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The next day there were no longer forty-five members of the university’s first<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Russian class. There were five.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I was one of the intrepid who hung in.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">A Lucky Bounce to the Balkans<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Writer/columnist Robert Ruark, a talented North Carolinian and drinking buddy of Ava<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gardner, once wrote boastfully about a college weekend that began someplace like<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Philadelphia and got out of hand and wound up in Montreal. I topped him. I went to a<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">college football game right outside Washington, D.C., one weekend and wound up in<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Yugoslavia for six weeks!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">The previous summer I’d been named a delegate from the university to the national<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">convention of the National Student Association. I came back as chairman for the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Virginia-Carolinas region of NSA. In October I was in College Park, Maryland, for the<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Carolina-Maryland game. At half time, at the hot dog stand, who should be reaching for<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">the same mustard squirter as I but National NSA president, Bill Dentzer.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“Who can believe this?” he said. “We’ve been looking for you for three days!”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">I explained it was our big senior out of town football weekend and College Park,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Maryland was a long way from Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and there was a lot going on<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">and I was sorry he couldn’t reach me. “Why were you looking for me?” I asked.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“We wanted you to go represent us in Yugoslavia,” he said. I told him I’d love to.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“It’s too late now,” he said. “The plane leaves Monday from New York, and it’s<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">already Saturday afternoon and the State Department’s closed, so there’s no way to get<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">you a passport…”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">“Bill,” I interrupted, “I </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">have </SPAN><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE">a passport. I can easily get back to Chapel Hill and<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN lang=X-NONE style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-bidi-font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: X-NONE"><FONT face="Times New Roman">pick it up in time to fly from New York on Monday.”<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>

