【转贴】一些有趣的句子

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Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. k! I2 I' o, ]起飞是自愿性的，降落却强迫性的。 Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal the number of take offs you\’ve made. 经常保持降落数目与起飞数目相等。 ! {* d6 y( v$ y. H7 o1 l) bWhen in doubt， hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the & T* O8 L9 l) [; |8 b- Wsky. 当你觉得混乱时请保持高度，因为没有人跟天空相撞过。 ! b. q3 Y# G, e3 B# tThe probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of 7 y* n, ^/ T6 T. p7 _+ U' {% d% Varrival. Large angle of arrival， small probability of survival and vice versa. 5 W8 z6 X0 ?3 B% p9 S生存的机会跟着陆角度呈反比。愈大的着陆角度，愈小的生存机会，反之亦然。 9 L% k( X5 \. K6 w" o- f* d, C: j + `# E+ v. `# c/ Z7 Y$ P+ s+ bThere are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately， no one knows what they are. 7 \3 W; L4 O3 i! }6 t+ ~' i* k要做出好的降落有三个原则。但很不幸地，没人知道是哪三个。 " C! ~) N0 }4 x' |. y5 c: ?4 K8 @ " `4 M. O0 f3 o; g* ~! {8 cIf you push the stick forward， the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back， they get smaller... That is， unless you keep pulling the stick all the # \" c. e& \8 }, B% ^ Wway back， then they get bigger again. 当你把控制杆推前，房子会变大。当你把控制杆拉後房子变小了。但当你拉着不放， 房子又会变大了。 2 d* w4 T7 q0 ]2 e i0 ?7 f1 K" M9 e' cYou start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick ( @ _9 O5 S- ~2 y% w" I+ kis to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. 开始时你有两个袋子，运气袋装得满满的，经验袋是空的。关键在於，在运气袋变空 ! X% k3 o. k2 V& f# _2 |& @% M前，请把经验袋装满。 . ]5 C4 H7 \8 M Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately， the experience usually 4 M9 Z6 X/ e! b+ Y5 Qcomes from bad judgment. 6 o3 a, ^6 f6 e h' ~2 H$ O% ^好的判断来自经验。但是很不幸的，经验通常是来自坏的判断。 W2 _2 W5 m% g/ A; f The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you， runway behind you and a tenth of a second ago. ! w( G/ t- t- R# f( A+ ~( s: x9 [对於飞行员来说，最没用的三件事：在你头上的高度，在你背後的跑道，以及刚刚浪 % h0 o5 k2 P8 p# ^5 U费掉的时间。 （另一说是头上的天空，背後的跑道，和空掉的油箱） 5 ~% {3 I% m8 b; B: x, `" E 5 t8 S& l0 h3 ~7 O! c3 t4 sThere are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are， however， no old / ?+ m- g" z2 J! ~4 ?3 @. \bold pilots. ) k. x o& Z" \9 I Y7 l. i世界上有老飞行员，也有勇敢的飞行员。但是并没有又老又勇敢的飞行员。 4 X3 l, m5 x. P. H# C/ X " V$ l7 H) m/ j- w/ l You know you\’ve landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the elevator. + p: t; F9 D- O( Y( J" x当你要油门全开才能让飞机滑行时，你就会知道刚刚降落前忘记了放下起落架。 7 M) e% \( q( l* Y& [; r& a j \; {8 f, t! k0 W% ~0 Z . H6 a+ ^5 o6 U) X8 d# ]# ^. P; e# eFlying isn\’t dangerous. Crashing is what\’s dangerous. , `8 Z; D8 M) t8 I飞行不危险，撞机才是危险的。 ; X% d+ w, X% }# l, ] * C$ [! t. P3 R& X4 nThe ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you\’re on fire. 你唯一会嫌汽油太多的时候，就是飞机着火的时候。 1 }# E6 v( w z/ k 7 S1 z% x) z/ s. B& q% KA \’good\’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A \’great\’ landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9 @- e6 I2 C7 C( L0 Y一个“好”的落地就是你可以安全的走出机舱。一次“极好”的落地就是这架飞机还 0 C8 ^3 c7 j6 R. g可以再用。 9 N @1 A9 t) G ( A; I: G" I. M7 p, | u& eThe propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops， you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 螺旋浆其实只是一个能让飞行员感到凉快的大电风扇。当它停了你就会看到飞行员 开始冒汗了。 9 H; i$ A {1 e7 ?+ k: r) o. S; y . o k$ y* |8 R1 n3 R* o; t3 X7 Y/ I # b1 h# ~7 j( X- G7 e1 x' V7 Y& vHelicopters can\’t fly\； they\’re just so ugly the earth repels them. $ {1 W# Y3 l c+ _直升机是不可能飞的。但是它们实在太丑了，连地球也排斥它们，所以可以升空。

rose

A \’good\’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A \’great\’ landing is ; |; Q9 S0 r6 Y9 u( Vone after which they can use the plane again. we need humor always.

帅哥

i need a life without of stressness,yes?